∞ posted 6 months ago in chats humor
- me: i'm about to watch what you sent me again. excellent stuff, even now. yes, i should be working, but don't worry about all that.
- her: hahahaha. uhh yes, u read my mind lol; although i guess i can relate to not having enough work to do so i'll let it slide this once
- me: you're so kind to me! and what do you mean you don't have enough to do? you're a mover and shaker now. work never stops!
- her: i know. too kind lol. [and] i knew u were gonna say that lol. unfortunately it's all a facade lol
- me: since i'm a taxpayer, i can assign you things to do, right? ms. public servant?
- her: lolol uhh NO
- me: see? that's the problem in washington. no one wants to work for the people. smh.
- her: lolol what u're asking is a little different
- me: i just wanted you to make me a sandwich. jeez.
- her: mm hmm. my point exactly!
- me: conversations like this one are driving people to the tea party. they might not make sandwiches either, but at least they'll give you something to drink! can't believe i voted for you.
- her: ahahaha! u sound just like em - crazy lol!
