A Conversation Entitled force vs nurture

posted 9 months ago in chats humor

  1. her: There's a baby sitting behind me. UGH. If this git cries I'm gonna be livid.
  2. me: punch it into submission. then it'll respect you.
  3. her: Hahaha! Its already making noises.
  4. me: punch from the hips. don't hold back. it's just testing you right now. answer the call!
  5. me: i wish you had some cocaine. then you could bribe the kid. violence isn't always the answer.
  6. me: (it is in this case)

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